Humor Writing

As a Single Woman Doomed to Die Alone, It is My Earnest Wish to Be Eaten by Cats

Jane Austen’s Wastebasket, Sept. 2024

15 Reasons You Didn’t Hear Back About That Job Application

Jane Austen’s Wastebasket, November 2024

A Dating Profile of a Gothic Novel’s Love Interest

Points in Case, Jan. 2023

The Standards of Etiquette At This Orgy Have Declined As Of Late

Slackjaw, Dec. 2022

If You’re Here to Party, Put Your Hands Up for a Quick Head Count for the Fire Marshal

Points in Case, July 2022

Won’t You Be Our Platypus?

Self-Published, Dec. 2021

I’m the Troll Living Under This Bridge and Only I Know Your Destiny is to be an Accountant

Points in Case, Nov. 2019

We’re That Bag of Clothes You Didn’t Want and Yeah, We’re Still Here

Slackjaw, Sept. 2019

Hey, Daddy, Tell Me I’m a Dumb, Naughty Millennial for Buying This Shit Instead of Getting My Own Place (Because Someone Should Get Off on This)

WICF Daily, Feb. 2019

A Choose Your Own Adventure With Realistically Limited Options and Almost Certain Death!

RobotButt, Dec. 2018